I received the following pictures at my firstname.lastname@example.org account:
It was entitled: 'Before Wolf Shirts' I did some research and actually discovered that this magnificent specimen not only pre-dates wolf t-shirts. More surprisingly, it pre-dates sunscreen.
Back in the days of our forefathers they didn't have this sissy crap to put on your shoulders. You had to kill a beast to cover your head and shoulders. With the onslaught of hunting laws, animal rights activists and wusses who couldn't hunt we saw the sunscreen market move in. Due to the extreme profits of the 'can you get my back' sunscreen market we have seen a drastic decrease in these sunblocking wolves.