Wolf shirt quality: 6, No moon, no howling. Still above average, but doesn’t have those pieces that can take it even higher.
Originality: 8, We can very quickly determine that this photo was taken outside of a Wal-Mart, stealth was needed in taking this photo.
Luminosity: 7, One wolf on the t-shirt and the man is shopping along. Coincidence? I think not.
Veritas: 10, This is not a joke folks. Between the shirt and the dreamwolf-catcher stickers on the back of his car we know that this man is serious.
Ecosystem: 8, Arkansas. The only state that is 2 letters better than Kansas.
Sentience: 3, Between the Powerade Lite and bag of McDonalds I think we can tell that this wolf t-shirt wearer does not catch and eat his own meat.
How many wolf shirts?: 6, I’m actually going to go against the rating system here and give him slightly above average. There is only one shirt, but he is exemplifying the idea of the Lone Wolf with his t-shirt and his actions.
Ordnance: 7, neither amazing, nor terrible. The car stickers definitely give him a boost as he is representing wolves at all times.
Wildness: 3, not wild at all. Shopping cart, Wal-Mart.
Lupine-like: 7, White hair and beard, closely resembles the wizened Lone Wolf.
WOLVES HOWL: 65 points.